AHHHHHH

Releasing some of my pet peeves (because I have many) yesterday was so refreshing and soothing to my soul. Sort of like a nice long hot shower surrounded by a mildew free curtain..yum. So being light-hearted today with my angst removed (at least for the past 24 hours) I have decided to share some of the things that make me smile.

1) My kids - I am very proud of them and extremely protective of their feelings. I can't believe that these beautiful kids came from me, because I'm pretty but not beautiful ;) Just kidding.....I'm beautiful. No seriously.....I am hot. oops, i mean not. I am amazed that these little humans exist and astounded by the unconditional love given by them daily. One thing that makes me really smile is at night when they sleep with their little hands fisted like a baby. Oh I miss that baby smell.
2) People that make me laugh (um, yeah not the laughter part but those people) - even if they can be a pain in the ass. When I think of them in my head I smile. They know who they are (Gabi, Foxy, Molitor, and others) I love them for their comedy and the sarcasm.
3) Thinking that you have a good singing voice in the car. Music to my ears when I am belting out Wake Up Call by Maroon 5.
4) Uggs............................................................
5) Hot Peppers - weird, I know, but delicious.
6) My niece Mary! Beautiful Angel. I would give my heart if I could fix hers.
7) Having really good makeup on and looking hot. I love a good mascara that makes your eyes pop and your lashes longer than ever. Oh and I love making a Model look in the mirror whenever I am working it out..don't worry Fox, I'll teach you someday.
8) Amstel Light-MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
9) The Maniac Commercial from Kia check out the hip thrusts by the Optima. God...please send me a pair of leg warmers and a sweatshirt with the shoulders and neck cut out. if you don't understand that - ---- then you are way young.
10) To come

Have a good day.

Removing Nationality

I believe that pet peeves are international - whether you are Rican or Hungarian. I have started to take note of my pet peeves and with the help of my fans I have learned that I have many, so here goes a couple from today:

1) I hate the instructions that play after you hear someone's voicemail (press 1 to leave a message or to page this person press 5). Cell phones are like assholes ---everyone has one and we know how to wipe them..or record a voice mail.
2) I hate that they can't include a USB cable when you buy a printer and the people at best buy that sell them to you but fail to mention "Um, you're going to need a usb cable for that." I don't understand why HP or Brother or whatever BILLION dollar company can't just throw one in for christ's sake.
3) I hate when people put tons of salt on their "healthy" food - like tomatoes. Didn't you just defeat the purpose?
4) I hate people that think milk does a body good. Talk about the power of suggestion. Take a visit to notmilk.com and read up.
5) I hate when people don't pull the shower curtain close after a shower..Mildew is gross and far be it for that person ever to buy a new one.
6) I hate toilet seats left up. LAZY
7) I hate people that don't get sarcasm. I really question their intelligence.
8) I hate when people you work with say "we are just like family" No, we're not - I am not forced to like you or go to your holiday BS. And when I don't want to deal with you anymore, it doesn't take a legal proceeding like a divorce to get rid of your damn ass.
9) I hate when people don't ask if you recycle. It's alright if you want to kill the environment from your own home, but check with me first before you throw that pop can in my garbage. Talk about intrusive.
10) I hate those stupid grocery savings cards. It just makes more work for your cashiers to pull out theirs or call for a manager. I don't want your ugly key chain card. Janitor-chic is not what I am looking for.

Thanks for letting me vent.

J

The Loudest

I don't know if it is normal, but my kids are the loudest kids I have ever heard. Don't get me wrong, I love them, but they are always at a 9 and I need them to be at a 4. I would definitely say that the loud side is Rican. Their father is the loudest laugher, eater, hummer, etc.

Definitely Rican.

The Joys Of Video

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Holidays

The holidays are approaching and can I just say, I am one stop from hitting the crazy train or if I did drugs (a litty mary juwanna). The kids just did their holiday recital at school and it was super cute. Julian really got into singing and doing the moves finally.